#ShitBretSays — You Can Actually Taste the Shame

The Starr Conspiracy does not mess around for the holidays. I’m serious. We don’t do anything halfway.

There’s all this talk about how to act at company holiday parties — so we can only assume that none of those parties are anything like ours, where the rules of engagement would go something like this:

  • No work-talk
  • Every man/woman for themselves in the roman candle war
  • Do not tell Kevin’s dog to jump in the pool … because he will
  • Don’t burn the house to the ground
  • Try to keep up

TSC Santa

There was little to no reason for shame at this year’s holiday party … just a good ol’ fashioned TSC kinda party. But for all of you who didn’t read any of the posts about how to act at your company’s holiday party, this week’s #ShitBretSays is for you.

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What is #ShitBretSays?

Turns out that our founder, Bret Starr, is full of bite-sized wisdom. We asked people who knew Bret well — friends, colleagues — we didn’t ask his wife yet, but that may be the next evolution – and they gave us some gems from Bret’s mind.

It’s kind of like Being John Malkovich, only we’re not charging an entrance fee.

Instead, we’re giving you free goodies.

Every Tuesday, you can check back on The Starr Conspiracy Facebook page for the latest in the #ShitBretSays saga.

You can download the wallpaper for this week’s #ShitBretSays in any of the following sizes:

Happy Christmahanakwanzika, yo.