Throughout the movie Planet Terror, protagonist Cherry Darling frequently counts off her various “useless talents.” I can relate. My plethora of useless talents is what led to me major in English. Inspiring, right? I can draw cats and unicorns, play guitar, sing, write fiction, bake delicious vegan cookies — those are all cool talents, but in college I decided to go with the least useless of my useless talents, so I majored in English.
The English program at my university mainly focused on literature, but that doesn’t mean I’m limited solely to writing feminist critiques of J.D. Salinger’s oeuvre. English majors are pretty versatile. In my career, I’ve done layout, editing, writing, blogging, project management, mentoring, and more. I originally set out to go into teaching, but quickly found that writing, editing, and layout suit my introverted nature better.