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Santa + Roman Candle = The Starr Conspiracy Christmas

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This year at The Starr Conspiracy holiday party, we took the chance to have a caption contest using a photo from last year’s epic Roman candle battle at the holiday party. Here are a few of our favorites and the winner (below).

  • Conspiracy Theorists Find Missing Negative from Zapruder Film
  • The war on Christmas continues
  • When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, drunk santa shooting bottle rockets, alcohol in his bladder
  • WWSD?
  • This year…..the elves fought back
  • Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.
  • This is why we can’t have nice things.
  • Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
  • Fight club was just the beginning.
  • Santa suit deposit: $235 … Box of semi-illegal, Chinese-made roman candles: $29.99 … Holiday party platters: $84.95 … Single-handedly tripling the corporate insurance rate for all future company parties – priceless.

And the winner of this year’s caption contest?



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