Agents of The Starr Conspiracy can be a lot of things. They are intelligent, hard-working, creative, and resourceful. One thing we are not? Graceful in the face of competition. We are a group of competitive, trash-talking game-players. It doesn't matter if the competition is a drinking game, a costume contest, or fantasy football ... we are going to send each other company-wide email threads filled with nasty inspiration from SomeEcards and memes.
Today we're having a company-wide kickball game and, because I have administrative access to this here blog, I feel like I can say: Team A, prepare to eat dirt.